![]() Let me just grab the key I keep under the mat and we can get inside. Pinkie Pie: I'm trying, but my cleats are stuck in your corneas! Strangler: Cleats?! Get your feet out of my eye sockets! Pinkie Pie: Sure! With these spiky cleats, anything is possible! Ya! Do you think you could hop up on my shoulders, kid? ![]() Strangler: Forget the key! Let's climb through this window. Strangler: All right, enough of the sappy talk! Open the door so I can strangle you. Pinkie Pie Manor! Bodyguard, let me just take this opportunity to say you're the best bodyguard a fella could hope to have. Strangler: Can we just go to your house?! How about this one, bodyguard? Too overbearing? Pinkie Pie: I'm not sure if these are my skirt. Pinkie Pie: I'll take both! ĭry Cleaner: Here you go, Ms. Strangler: Whatever gets us to your house quicker. This one says 'best paper towel around' this one says 'best paper towel in town'. Pinkie Pie: Quick is my middle name! Let's see.paper towels. Strangler: Uhh, okay, but let's make it quick. That way no one can hear you being strangled. Pinkie Pie: We could go to my house and turn off all the lights! ![]() Strangler: Well, I suggest we go to a nice, quiet, secluded location, uh, like behind an old dumpster or a dark alley… Pinkie Pie: Oh, bodyguard, my body is in your guarding hands. ![]() Or that receipt for the Phony Baloney Mustache Emporium! Strangler: Well, the maniac could be anywhere, wearing a disguise. Uhh, there's too many witnesses around here. Pinkie Pie: I tattled on him, and now he wants to strangle me with his diabolical hands! I hope they're not dirty. Strangler: Heh heh, he doesn't look so tough. I need protection from the scariest guy in town. Pinkie Pie: You don't understand, mister. Strangler: Bodyguard, huh? I might be able to help you out. I gotta get out of town 'til I can find a bodyguard. Rainbow Dash: The Tattletale Strangler?! Go away, Pinkie Pie! Take your death cloud with you! Pinkie Pie: This would be him, Rainbow Dash. So, where is this little bully? Down at the park? The sodey shop? What does he look like, eh, Pinkie? Rainbow Dash: I wasn't five-time 'Golden Hands' in wrestling for nothin'! When he sees me moves, he'll be running scared. Rainbow Dash! There's a maniac after me! I need a bodyguard. Officer Malley: Yeah, give us a call if you see him again. Pinkie Pie: You nice officers will protect me, right? Officer Nancy: Oh, yeah, he's going to jail for a long time. Officer Malley: You're gonna do time, Strangler. Pinkie Pie: He seems kind of angry with us, eh, Dagi? Dagi? Dagi? Huh? Pinkie Pie, don't you know who that is?Īdagio Dazzle:: That's the Tattletale Strangler.Īdagio Dazzle: The Tattletale Strangler! He's promised to strangle anyone who turns him in. Yeah, just desserts.Īdagio Dazzle:: Whatever. Pinkie Pie: Well, let's just say I hope our litterbug pony there saved room for his just desserts. Īdagio Dazzle:: How's it going, Lieutenant? Strangler: Heh, what're you gonna do, call the police? Sir, I will have you know it's against the law to litter. ![]() Where is that litter coming from?! Not on my watch. I've never seen such an epidemic! Well, at least it's all over now. Looks like someone missed the trash basket, huh, Mr. May Celestia shine brightly on my harvest. I'm doing the parking lot for early morning litter patrol. Pinkie Pie: Ahh, isn't it great working at Sugarcube Corner, Dagi? Huh? Isn't it? Working here? Īutomated Voice: On Time Percentage: 12%. Īdagio Dazzle:: Another day, another migraine. Īutomated Voice: On Time Percentage: 100%. ![]()
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